IT HAPPENED AGAIN.. this time i wasnt even mad lmao im used to it.. #Wow #SheThinkImStealingPart2
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someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

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when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready


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i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

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You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love. —What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)
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do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

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be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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I am flower child now. Get over it, mom.

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”


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I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me 

And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes

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